Ron Burgundy: I’m joined today by a woman, who is simply put the definition of class and beauty. Dame Rebecca Romijn-Stamos.
Rebecca Romijn: Just Rebecca.
Ron Burgundy: My first question for you is: “You are electric”
Rebecca Romijn: That’s not really a question, that’s more of a statement.
Ron Burgundy: You are electric? You are electric?
Rebecca Romijn: Yes, I guess I’m electric.
Ron Burgundy: Thank you for your honesty. Look I’m a professional journalist, all right, and I’m not gonna pull any punches and this next question is going to be difficult and probably emotional. Is it true that you recently broke up with Ann?
Rebecca Romijn: No, I never dated Ann. I’m straight.
Ron Burgundy: Oh! Really! All right! Is there something going on between us right now? Can you feel it? Is it just me?
Rebecca Romijn: I kind of like your mustache.
Ron Burgundy: All right. I’m getting lost in your eyes or you are getting lost in mine.
Rebecca Romijn: I’m feeling a little lost right now.
Ron Burgundy: You’re funny.
Rebecca Romijn: Yeah.
Ron Burgundy (singing): You are my Spanish lady with the weirdo name. Oh Spanish lady together will be like two pirates sailing the seven seas where we find gold or will we find love or will we make a baby and name him “Ohsea”, Ohsea Romijn-Stamos.
Rebecca Romijn: Did you just make that up?
Ron Burgundy: No I wrote it. It took two years to write that song. Are you impressed?
Rebecca Romijn: That was …
Ron Burgundy: Is the connection deepening, you know, after this?
Ron Burgundy: This is a lot more comfortable environment for an interview, don’t you think?
Rebecca Romijn: I feel a lot more relaxed.
Ron Burgundy: Good! Good! Let me ask you, you worked with Robert DeNiro, is that true?
Rebecca Romijn: That is right.
Ron Burgundy: What was he like?
Rebecca Romijn: Well, you know, they call him a legend.
Ron Burgundy: Right.
Rebecca Romijn: He is, he is a legend.
Ron Burgundy: What is next for Rebecca Romijn-Stamos?
Rebecca Romijn: Well, there are a few different projects I’m considering. I might do some theater some time.
Ron Burgundy: That were all the questions I had for you.
Rebecca Romijn: That’s it?
Ron Burgundy: Did I ask you if you were electric?
Rebecca Romijn: Yeah, you asked me that.
Ron Burgundy: You want some sandwich?
Rebecca Romijn: Sure!
Ron Burgundy: Okay.
Rebecca Romijn: Thanks!
Ron Burgundy: Well that will conclude our interview with the very delightful and material Rebecca Romijn-Stamos. Thank you so much.
Rebecca Romijn: Thank you.
Ron Burgundy: May your star continue to soar.